Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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im telling maguire

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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