So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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