- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Poop...

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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