- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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