Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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What is cowboy say

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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