I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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DERP

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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