what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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