- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

roses are red violets are indigo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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