Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Anti Joke

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