- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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