- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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