What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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