- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

whats worse than gill? nothing

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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