- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Your mother just died.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

okay so theres this guy.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Apple juice.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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