What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

This is not funny.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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