- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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