Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

This is not funny.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

you know whats not funny white boards.

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