- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Go away still nothing to see

Dumbledore dies.

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