- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

whats the stage after cancer? you die

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