- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Jordan is pregant

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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