- Anti Joke

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Grace Ackerson

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Dumbledore dies.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.