What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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