- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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