a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Barack Obama

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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