Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Good job, son.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Dumbledore dies.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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