My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

whats my name? Matt

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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