What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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