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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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