what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Poop.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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