- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

my gramma died

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

oh hey.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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