- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Neil is a reterd.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Balls

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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