why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Emily Walker.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Women's Rights

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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