Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Your face

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

derp

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

Okay.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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