- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

sweating like antoni with a girl

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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