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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Good job, son.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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