Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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