- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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