So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Chicken

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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