- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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