what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Skinny people fart less.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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