Atheism

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Dont read this joke

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Llamaworm

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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