What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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