Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Women's rights.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Anti Joke

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