- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

alert('The Game')

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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