- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

whats up and also down? your mum

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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