- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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