- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

they told me not to write here but i did

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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