Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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alert('The Game')

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