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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Women's rights

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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