- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

eoin burgin is fat

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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