- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??