Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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