- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

womens rights

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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