Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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