KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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whats black and large -me

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João Duarte reads this.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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im gay

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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dead dibbs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Anti Joke

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