Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

the lemon was sweet.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

So I was walking down the road today

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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