- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

White NBA players.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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