- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

YO FACE

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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