If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Raveena Thandhan

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Anti Joke

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