- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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