- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

nothing

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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