- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

rocky is here again.......................

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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