Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Women deserve equal rights.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

What are annoying? Ads.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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