- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

You suck big fat slobber

what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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