A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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