Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What is the name of the car? What

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

The WPGA tour

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Racial Equality

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Your mother just died.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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