- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

all the kids had fun

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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