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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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