- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

I'm rick james bitch

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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