what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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No!

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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