What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What do u call a cripple Biv

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Who is John Galt?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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