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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

If life gives you lemonade.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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