Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Pickles

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

men's rights activists

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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