- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

This is a joke.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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