- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Why did the fish fly It didn't

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

your mum

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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