- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Who invented apple? God

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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