Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

No because your face is really f***** up.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Caroline Kelly.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why so serious? Your brother died.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Waseem is a hard worker.

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