- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

I enjoy Popcorn

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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