Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Rebecca Black

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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