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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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just in time?

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Drew Knowles is gay

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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