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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

what's worse then a blowjob?

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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