- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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