Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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rent a cops

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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