A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Anti Joke

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