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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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