A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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