- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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