What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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lol

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69

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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wsde

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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