Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

"hey do you know the date" "58"

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What did the fish say after he

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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