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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

I have read the terms and conditions

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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