- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

so the weather's nice...

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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