- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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