I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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so the weather's nice...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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