- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Where's the soap?

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Thats what she said

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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