What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Justin beiber's penis

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

run farther?

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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