- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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