- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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