What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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