- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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