- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

why did you poop because you are a poop

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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