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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

my gramma died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

WNBA

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

whats chinese noodles

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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