- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

jd and zach loves vigina

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

A American seeking into mexico

Who wants $300? Me too.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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