- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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