- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Ask me if im a tree? No

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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