Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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