I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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