If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

I think everybody should have a penis.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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