- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

What do I hate? people

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Who is big and stupid My brother

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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