Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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