- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Knock knock.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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