Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Asian women drivers...

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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