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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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