What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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