- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

antonio has a penis head.lol

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