What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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