read me write me

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Your face

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Anti Joke

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